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Murder Manuals
$25.00 USD
Because why wouldn’t the corporation that built an army of heavily armed SecUnits cut corners on their education materials? This Murderbot Diaries-inspired t-shirt features the quote: "Even the education modules were cheap." A perfect nod to Murderbot’s total lack of surprise that even its brain was built on a budget. Designed for fans of Martha Wells’ beloved socially anxious murder machine, this shirt is for the readers who get it—the sarcasm, the frustration, the "of course they were" energy. Whether you're bingeing a media feed, tolerating humans, or just trying to survive your own version of corporate nonsense, this tee is peak Murderbot.
Fit & Sizing: True to size with a relaxed fit Want that oversized, media-bingeing look? Size up 1–2 sizes Check our size chart in the images to find your best fit
Returns & Exchanges: Every shirt is made to order just for you, so we don’t accept returns. But if something’s off, message us—we’re happy to help. Even Murderbot would approve (grudgingly).
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