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Welcome to the apocalypse—hope you brought snacks. This Dungeon Crawler Carl-inspired t-shirt features a graphic design straight out of the most violently entertaining reality show in the galaxy. With Earth mid-invasion, aliens watching, and the Dungeon AI screaming obscenities over the loudspeaker, this shirt captures the exact chaos fans of Matt Dinniman’s series know and love. Designed like an official Dungeon Crawler broadcast logo, it’s perfect for fans who want to show off their love of deathtraps, sarcasm, and one extremely bad-tempered AI. Whether you're binge-reading the series, looting for tokens, or yelling “BOOOOOO!” at your favorite character’s death, this is the perfect uniform for surviving whatever the Dungeon throws at you.

Fit & Sizing: Runs true to size for a relaxed fit Size up for a cozy, oversized post-dungeon-crawl look Check our size chart in the images for best results Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out (unlike Carl’s armor—do clean this regularly) Tumble dry low or hang dry Do not iron directly over the design (unless you enjoy melted sarcasm)

Returns & Exchanges: Each shirt is made to order, so we don’t accept returns. But if something’s wrong with your order, message us—we’re happy to fix it, no death match required. 

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