No Mating!

For fans of Brandon Sanderson’s Stormlight Archive, this Pattern-inspired T-shirt brings a touch of humor and wit straight from Roshar! Featuring the memorable quote from Pattern when he plays "chaperone" for Shallan and Adolin, this tee is a must-have for Cosmere fans who love Sanderson’s blend of deep worldbuilding and comedic moments. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt is perfect for everyday wear, whether you're rereading The Stormlight Archive, attending a book club, or discussing Shadesmar theories with fellow fantasy lovers. Subtle yet instantly recognizable to fans, this design is a great conversation starter for those who love epic fantasy.

Fit and Sizing: True to size for a relaxed, comfortable fit. Size up for an oversized look if desired. Please check the size chart in the images for accurate sizing.

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