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Sevro Soup
$25.00 USD
"It’s a Sevro soup in here, boyo." If that quote made you laugh and gag at the same time—welcome, Howler. You’re home. This Red Rising-inspired t-shirt features one of Sevro au Barca’s most gloriously disgusting lines, delivered with all the charm of a man who hasn’t taken off his gear (or bathed) in far too long. Whether you love Sevro’s particular brand of chaos or you just appreciate a well-aged marination joke, this shirt is for you. It’s the perfect mix of horrifying and hilarious—just like Sevro.
Fit & Sizing: Runs true to size for a relaxed fit Size up if you want that oversized “don’t look at me, I’m fermenting” vibe Check our size chart in the photos to get the best fit
Returns & Exchanges: All shirts are made to order, so we don’t accept returns—but if something’s wrong, message us and we’ll fix it. Sevro might be gross, but we’re not. Thank You for Supporting Our Small Business! We’re here to make weird, wonderful, and wildly specific merch for fans like you. Thanks for shopping with us—and may your armor stay slightly less marinated than Sevro’s.